The Origin Story
January 2006
The earliest known Raptor Jesus post appeared on DeviantArt by user Devious_Derek, featuring the iconic image with text "ZOMG RAPTOR JESUS HAIL RAPTOR JESUS"
The Spread
Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica documented the phenomenon, creating biblical-style lore about Raptor Jesus roaming Earth when God was still a teenager
The Legend
According to meme lore, Raptor Jesus's execution caused the extinction of the dinosaurs as God was mad at the Romans for aiding in His son's death
The Holy Gallery
Behold the sacred images of our prehistoric savior

The Sacred Costume

The Rapture Approaches

The Holy Church

The Sacred Teaching

